How to you make a Hormone?

You kick her in the groin.

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What did the football say to the football player?

A: I get a kick out of you.

Why is it good to know someone who kicks ducks in the face?

Because they're always footing the bill.

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How do you make a hormone?

Don't pay her.

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

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How to you make a Hormone?

You kick her in the groin.

How do you call it when a girl kicks a boy in the groin during the first date?

Premature emasculation.