What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has ten legs and nine arms?

Def Leppard

What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs?

Consuelo.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you feel when there's no coffee left?

Depresso

Why is it never hot in churches?

Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.

Why is food better than men?

Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.

How do they play basketball in Mexico?

Juan on Juan

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

What do you call a bunch of black children playing in a pile of leaves?

raisin bran

Rustle Jokes More Rustle Jokes

Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.