What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

A: Bob

Why don't snakes have legs?

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did King Arthur leave no heir?

He was legendary for pulling out.

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What are you taking for it?

Man replies "Pollen"

What do you call two men from Paraguay?

Par a guays!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

What do you call a bunch of black children playing in a pile of leaves?

raisin bran

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

Rustle Jokes More Rustle Jokes

Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

What do you call a bird that has been molested?

Rustled Crow