What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?

He made them Batman.

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What did the guy without hands get for christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

What does a 1 eyed, 1 legged, and deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

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Why do girls always walk in groups of odd numbers?

Because they can't even...

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

a dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

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What does Batman put in his drinks?

Just ice.

What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

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What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*( )*

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?

With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.