What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?

He made them Batman.

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What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ?

Cross mouse cards !

Why is Halloween a crackheads' favourite holiday?

Only two more sleeps til' Christmas!

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What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

What is Nitrate?

Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!

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What's the difference between batman and a blackman?

Batman can go to the store with out robin.

What sport can Batman best Superman in?

Polo

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Why is Santa Clause always so Jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!