What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?

He made them Batman.

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What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

Why do Mexicans make burritos?

So they can unwrap something for Christmas!

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What do you tell a girl with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

Why didn't the girl go into the haunted house?

She didn't have the balls.

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

Why Didn't Batman Go To Church?

Because of Christian Bail

What's the difference between Black man, and Batman?

Batman can go in a convenience store without Robbin.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?

With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.

What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*( )*