What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?

With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?

With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.

What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!