What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?

With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.

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What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

What is the difference between Emo teenagers and your lawn?

Your lawn won't cut itself.

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What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

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What do you call a pimp with his whores?

A guard and hoes.

What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden?

They hoe it.

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What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

Whats the difference between Paul Walker and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver.

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What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*( )*

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!