Because he got hit by a car
She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe
Because he got tired.
The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.
Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!
He got hit by a bus!
I'm just asking for a friend)
They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.
Because the little boys pants were half off.
He was hit by a truck.