Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

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How did the steak knife find himself after drunk driving?

In car, serrated

What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase?

Audi *tips hat*

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What do you do when you drop your favorite ska record?

PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP!

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You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

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What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

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One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

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Pelosi helped little boys. Hastert banged little boys.

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Why did the boy drop his icecream?

He was hit by a truck.

What's that coffee drink with icecream?

I used to know it, but... Affogato.