A church bell peals from the steeple.
Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!
One leg's both the same.
Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.
I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.
Civic doody.
When their lips move
They'd rather give each other a ring.
One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.
