How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

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How many Swiss does it take to change a light bulb?

None. We pay a German to do it.

How often to wizard journalists get paid?

They make a Daily Prophet.

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Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other XD

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

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What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

Why do pirates prefer black women?

They love booty.

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How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

Whats the difference between Electricians and Technicians?

You don't have electricians that are colour blind!

Cache Jokes More Cache Jokes

Why did the Computer Engineer retire young?

He had a lot of cache.

Why was the Windows PC broke?

It ran out of cache.