Why is Simba an orphan?

A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

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Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

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Why is Simba an orphan?

A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

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Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

What do you say to Simba when he's slow?

Mufasa! "move faster" heu heu heu

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What type of flour do you buy an orphan?

Self raising.

What does an orphan get for Christmas?

Really lonely.