Why is Simba an orphan?

A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

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WhatsApp and SMS ?

Dad: We used to keep useless information to ourselves.

What did the baby computer call his dad?

Data!

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Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

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What do you say to Simba when he's slow?

Mufasa! "move faster" heu heu heu

Why did Mufasa die?

Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff.

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Where do orphans go when they're sick?

Obviously not the Family Doctor

What does an orphan get for Christmas?

Really lonely.