Why is Simba an orphan?

A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

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What about your mom?

No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that."

How do you hold a pirate rabbit?

With its buccaneers!

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Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

Why is Simba an orphan?

A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

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Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

Why did Mufasa die?

Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff.

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What's a orphans first words?

I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy.

Why do orphans like playing tennis?

Because its the only love they get.