Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

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What do you call a fast country?

I ran. Which one is faster Rush sia. How about d fastest E jeep. No K

What is the ardent task of searching for a new wallpaper called?

Running a Backgroud Check.

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What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!

Why is Simba slower that his dad?

Because his papa mufasa.

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How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

Why did the programmer's girlfriend move back home so quickly?

She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.

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What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

Why did the chicken get into so much trouble?

Because of its fowl language.