Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

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What do you do if an elephant swallows you whole?

Run around until you get pooped out. :)

What do you call an Alabama woman who can run faster than her brother?

virgin

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Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return?

Stick

What is the the Chicken's favorite composer?

bach bach bach time to return to

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Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian?

Because two Wongs can't make a white.