Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

What's the difference between tired and exhausted?

When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.

Simba Jokes More Simba Jokes

Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

Why is Simba an orphan?

A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.