How does the Navy separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do girls make a "shhhhh" noise while peeing and men don't?

Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.

What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

Why gypsies boys let their mustache to grow?

To look more like their mom.

Crowbar Jokes More Crowbar Jokes

How do you separate Greek men from Greek boys?

With a crowbar.

How did the Greek army separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

What do you call a snail in the Navy?

A Snailor

Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces?

Submarines.