What did Ted Cruz's wife get after being elbowed by him?

A Ted Bruz

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Why do people take such an instant dislike to Ted Cruz ?

It saves so much time.

What's the difference between the Devil and Ted Cruz?

The Devil has standards.

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Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

What is the most Spanish body part?

Elbow.