Elbow Jokes

What is the most Spanish body part?

Elbow.

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What did Ted Cruz's wife get after being elbowed by him?

A Ted Bruz

How?

He had elbow-a

Why is it called the "funny bone" when you hit your elbow on something and it tingles?

Because it's humerus.

Why did I go with the cheap arms?

Narrator: "Elbows"

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

How do you feel now?

Me: With my elbows

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What kind of dog should you get a spanish speaker?

A spaniel.

What did the spanish teacher say to his one student, who was a member of the cartel?

Where is my essay?

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why are highly successful people named Mark always so depressed?

Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?

How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

Shoot before he hits the water.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside?

A hot dog.

Where do Eskimos train their dogs ?

In the mush room !

Ted Cruz Jokes More Ted Cruz Jokes

What's the difference between the Devil and Ted Cruz?

The Devil has standards.

What do Ted Cruz and an impotent Japanese man have in common?

Neither can achieve an election

Humerus Jokes More Humerus Jokes

Why is it called a funny bone?

Because its humerus!

Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm?

Because it was humerus.

Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft?

200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)

Funny Bone Jokes More Funny Bone Jokes

Why is it called a funny bone?

Because its humerus!

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them?

Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls

What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?

Make way, children.