Elbow Jokes

What is the most Spanish body part?

Elbow.

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What did Ted Cruz's wife get after being elbowed by him?

A Ted Bruz

How?

He had elbow-a

Why is it called the "funny bone" when you hit your elbow on something and it tingles?

Because it's humerus.

Why did I go with the cheap arms?

Narrator: "Elbows"

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

How do you feel now?

Me: With my elbows

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