Elbow.
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A Ted Bruz
He had elbow-a
Because it's humerus.
Narrator: "Elbows"
Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.
Me: With my elbows
A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.
An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.
Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.
Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.
OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*
Nobody. They're too angry at the mods at to care.
Hellen Keller
That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "That's not so big!" "Between the eyes "
Because they are humerus
Ted Cruz
OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)
Chasing parked cars.
A: I didn't do it on porpoise.