Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

Why did it have to be the dog?

I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

How are you related to the sun?

Because your teeth are the same colour as it.

What helps keep your teeth together?

Toothpaste.

Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

What does a barcode say if he bumps into another barcode?

SKU me

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

What colour are my eyes?

Guy: 34C.

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth?

Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.

Elbow Jokes More Elbow Jokes

How?

He had elbow-a

Why is it called the "funny bone" when you hit your elbow on something and it tingles?

Because it's humerus.