Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why do most blind folks not skydive?

The sound of the dog screaming at 8000 feet gets to you after a while.

What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis. :-/

What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?

A full set of teeth.

Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

What was the Italian hot tub that was so small it's occupants always bumped into each other called?

Ja-scusi.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

Elbow Jokes More Elbow Jokes

How do you feel now?

Me: With my elbows

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.