Use zodiac signs
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
It saves so much time.
Neither can achieve an election
A Ted Bruz
Credit to
Ted Cruz
Heidi cannot swing a golf club.
They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.
The Devil has standards.
Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.
Doyouthinkhesarus (Credit goes to whoever submitted that to the Coffee News)
They're inbred.
Juan vs. Juan
None. Their President outsources the job to India.
Vladimir's Poo Tin
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!
At least the Japanese were considerate enough to bring their own planes
Bookkake
A: He holds it in the air and the world revolves around him
Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.
Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!
An American
No more calls from insurance salesmen.
An addadictamie.
