What's the difference between a Brit and an American?

The Brit got kicked out and the American did the kicking.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

Whats the difference between risky children and risky lesbians?

One runs when they have scissors, the others scissor when they have runs

American Jokes More American Jokes

What do you call someone who only speaks one language?

American.

Why do Americans order their dates Month/Day/Year?

Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

Brit Jokes More Brit Jokes

What do Brits call a fleshlight?

A blowtorch.

Why don't Brits like revolving doors?

Because they can't hold it for the next person.