That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)
They're not allowed to run in the halls.
None, that's a Mexican's job.
Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)
Second Caribou: The litterbug.
He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.
I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.
When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)
Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy
Flipper coin!
In a think tank
A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!