That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)
The American responds, "Ei ffel".
We Americans
A flat minor.
Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)
Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk
I don't know. Identify it, I guess.
They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.
Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.
Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.
Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...
A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!