Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What do you mean ?

Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't !

What sort file do you you need to turn a 1.5 inch hole into a 4.5 inch one?

A pedo-file.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why couldn't the BMW fit into a narrow parking stall at Target?

because it was being driven by a woman

What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"

Race Car Jokes More Race Car Jokes

What does a flower in a race car yell?

Petal to the nettle!

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

Spoiler Jokes More Spoiler Jokes

Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!

What is The Mountain's favorite tri-cep workout?

Spoilers) Skull crushers