What did the animal control officer ask the Hawaiian dancer?

Hula the dogs out?

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Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe?

I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank

Why do I have to say please when I ask for a sandwich at a restaurant?

They don't say please when I'm paying. They say, "That'll be $5". I should be able to say, "That'll be a sandwich."

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What do you call tossing a Hawaiian's salad?

Pacific rim

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.