Hawaiian Jokes

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

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What did the animal control officer ask the Hawaiian dancer?

Hula the dogs out?

How do Hawaiians subtly enjoy a bad joke?

with a low "ha"

What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

What do you call a Hawaiian pizza with Jalapeos?

A Pearl Harbor

What do you call tossing a Hawaiian's salad?

Pacific rim

What did the Hawaiian terrorists say when they blew up a restaurant?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

What do you call a Hawaiian with a cold?

A Polysneezin.

What do you get when you drop a Hawaiian pizza?

Pearl Harbor pizza.

Why kind of cigarettes do Hawaiians smoke?

Mahalo bro lights.

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

What did the Hawaiian man say when he say the buffet?

Aloha Snackbar

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Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

Toss Jokes More Toss Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

What do you get when toss a hand grenade into a French kitchen?

Linoleum blownapart.

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

What did the skeleton order at the restaurant?

Spare ribs.

Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?

Mmmph!) Meek &amp Milds!!!! :0

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

Donation Jokes More Donation Jokes

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

Why are organ donations low ?

Because most people have pianos

Jihadist Jokes More Jihadist Jokes

What do you call a Jihadist that loves turkey?

A Tryptophanatic.

What did the jihadist do when he forgot to study?

He bombed the exam.

Aloha Ackbar Jokes More Aloha Ackbar Jokes

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

What do you call a terrorist on vacation?

Aloha ackbar