What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

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What are the 2 numbers?

Her: 44&66 HARDER!

What's the difference between a baby and a politician?

Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things.

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How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb ?

1 or 2 ? 1... or 2...

What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

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Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13. Number 9 will shock you!

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How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!

Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

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How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.

What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.