What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

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Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

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What did number 2 say to number 1?

you're an odd fellow

What do you call a women with 1 leg?

ilene

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What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

What number is higher than infinity?

420

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What do you call someone who is always disagreeing with their calculator?

A chronic math debater

What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

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What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.