What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust."

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

Apple Pie Jokes More Apple Pie Jokes

Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

Crust Jokes More Crust Jokes

What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust."

What's the similarity between a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist?

They both work with crust.