What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust."

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

What do Apple and the US economy have in common now?

No Jobs

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Why did the apple pie get fired from his job?

Because he showed up baked.

What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust."

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What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust."

When I was your age I ate every one. Mary: Do you still like crusts Grandma?

Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.