What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust."

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What do you call a booth babe at Apple's events?

ICandy

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

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What do you call an American who does not like apple pie?

A Communist

Why did the apple pie get fired from his job?

Because he showed up baked.

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What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust."

When I was your age I ate every one. Mary: Do you still like crusts Grandma?

Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.