What did the apple say to the banana?

Nothing -- apples don't talk!

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What's yellow and goes up and down?

A: A banana in an elevator.

What's the difference between a mod and a banana?

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How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

What do you call the 12 step program for people who talk too much?

On and on anon.

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What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?

Worm your way out of that one !

Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!