What did the apple say to the banana?

Nothing -- apples don't talk!

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What is the monkey that can't peel the banana?

Terrible at CC

What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

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Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

When a guy texts "your beautiful," reply with "my beautiful what?

then laugh and laugh and never talk to that nice idiot again.

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How do you milk sheeps?

With Apple accessories.

What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.