Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

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Why are people afraid to talk to black people?

Their scared they'll say something nigative

What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone?

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Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse at a hospital?

She's the one with the dirty knees.

Why did the dog go to the hospital?

He was feeling ruff.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What do you call an aggresive white guy that over-acts in a movie?

A salty cracker with cheese.

How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?

What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the doctor kick his patients?

He was trying to heel them.

When can you operate?

lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.

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Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!

What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.