Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you call a bug that can't talk?

A hoarse fly.

What did the apple say to the banana?

Nothing -- apples don't talk!

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

Whos the coolest guy in hospital?

The ultra-sound guy. Who takes over when hes on holiday? The hip-replacement guy

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What is the movie name?

Independence Day

Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?

A: They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend?

Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot

Why did the gynecologist get taken in for questioning?

He smelled a little fishy. Edit: a word.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What is the worlds wettest animal?

The reindeer

Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos