What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common?

They both have little boys' jeans half off.

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Where do you buy a Walrus?

WalMart!

Why aren't there any Walmarts in the middle east?

Because there's Targets around every corner.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

What college did Michael Jackson go to?

Bringham Young

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How do you tie two half ducks together?

with ducktape!!

What's worse than finding a caterpillar in your apple?

Finding half a caterpillar in your apple