What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common?

They both have little boys' jeans half off.

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When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts?

During Black Friday.

Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

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Why did Michael Jackson go to Macy's?

He heard boys' pants were half off.

What did Michael Jackson name his denim store?

Billy Jeans!

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What do you call the western half of Kenya?

Kenya West

What's got two legs and bleeds?

half a dog Derek, s01e05