Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

How much have you had to drink?

Me: Like six carrot juices Cop: Please step out of the hamster wheel

What's the difference between a suicidal ghost hunter and a weaboo alcohol taster?

One drinks bleach and watches spirits the other drinks spirits and watches Bleach.

Ladder Jokes More Ladder Jokes

What did the short boy bring to high school?

A ladder.

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if you're on a Starcraft diet?

Not enough minerals.

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

How many divorced men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who knows, they never get the house.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.