Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy?

He was buying drinks.

What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink "

Ladder Jokes More Ladder Jokes

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.

What the hell is going on here?

Wife turns to the man and says "Told you he was stupid."

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house

What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What happened to the ghost who went to a party?

He had a wail of a time.

What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party?

You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior."

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison?

Congee-gal visit

What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.