What does a drug addict and a child have in common?

They both want tablets for Christmas.

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How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

Why did the otter want to work at NASA?

So he could go to Otter Space.

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How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")

What did the black kid get for Christmas?

My bike

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Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children?

Because his nuts were in his neck!

What did the priest say to the child at the playgrounds?

Its a slippery slope.

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What does a drug addict and a child have in common?

They both want tablets for Christmas.

How do you know when you are a drug addict?

when you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.