What does a drug addict and a child have in common?

They both want tablets for Christmas.

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What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

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What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

What will santa bring your fish this christmas?

A scale letrix!

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What are the similarities between my work shirt and the children of Flint, MI?

They both were recently ironed.

Where would Helen Keller park her car?

On top of three children.

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What is a drug addicts favorite snack?

Crack-ers

What does a drug addict and a child have in common?

They both want tablets for Christmas.