Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

A: Lettuce pray

What are the Humans doing?

Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.

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Why do dogs chase their tails?

A: They want to make ends meet.

Why does a dog wag it's tail?

A: No one else will do it for them

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What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.

What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

Why are people who vape always trying to chase after bigger clouds?

More storage space.

Ariel Jokes More Ariel Jokes

Why does Ariel wear seashells?

Because she can't fit into D shells

Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.