Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle?

A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.

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How do you make a glow worm happy ?

Cut off his tail he'll be de-lighted !

What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

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Why did Prince Charles leave Windsor Castle and move to an alley?

Because: Camilla Parker Bowles.

What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

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What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man?

The PGA Tour.

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

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Why did Ariel wear seashells?

A: Because she grew out of her B shells.

Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.