Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling very well.

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Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who ?

Banana split so ice creamed !

Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

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Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling very well.

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Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

Why are oranges like bells?

You can peel (peal) both of them.