Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

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What are we going to spend 10 million dollars on?

asks his wife. "31 black"

What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding?

Nothing, he already said it twice.

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How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

HIGH-SIS

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What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

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What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

How do you make a cat woof?

soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!