What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down?

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How do you drown a submarine full of blondes?

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What did she say about me?

Friend: She said you ask too many questions Me: She said that Too many questions Really Me ...What else

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Why did the biscuit cry?

His mum had been a wafer too long.

What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down?

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Crackers always leave crumbs.

What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down?

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