What's a good movie?

Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about " Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats Fred Flintstones favorite drug?

Crack Rock.

Whats the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why are dolphins all friends with each other?

They just click you know

Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you say when you step on a snake?

Well that bites.

Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why are planes strong?

Because they can LIFT

What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

Why do scuba-divers go in backwards?

Because if they went forward they'd fall in the boat.