What's a good movie?

Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about " Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"

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Whats the worst thing about being dyslexic and having ADHD?

You think you've got AIDS

Whats the least paying job?

British dentist.

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How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"

What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

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What do you call a snake that likes history?

A HISSStorian.

What do you call a snake that's 3.14 metres long?

A thon

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Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.

What's that diving?

Is it a bird, Is it a plane... No it's the British Pound...

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What's the Cuban national anthem?

Row, Row, Row Your Boat..."

Why was the boat disobedient?

Nobody gave it a stern talking to.