What did the blind man say to the blind man?

Long time no see.

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How do you spot the blind man at a nudist beach?

Well..it's not hard

How can you recognise a blind man among a crowd of nudists?

It's not hard...

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How long you two been married?

It's been thirt- (wife shaking head) teenish twenty- (still shaking) for a long time.

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.