How can you recognise a blind man among a crowd of nudists?

It's not hard...

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Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

Nudist Jokes More Nudist Jokes

How do nudists greet each other?

With a bare hug.

What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common?

Neither can wear pants

Recognise Jokes More Recognise Jokes

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different

Crowd Jokes More Crowd Jokes

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.