How do you spot the blind man at a nudist beach?

Well..it's not hard

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

How can you spot a racist in a crowd?

They're the ones shouting "Black Lives Matter!"

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What's a blind mans favorite car?

A cataract

What has one eye but can't see?

A blind man... I'll show myself out... TO SEE YOU BACK NEXT WEEK!!

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What did the band Weezer say about the nudist beach?

All the mammaries made me want to go back there!

Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)