What did the blind paraplegic child get for Christmas?

Cancer. Happy new years folks!

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What do a good joke and a child with cancer have in common?

They never get old.

What did the deaf, blind, crippled kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas?

Ince pies!

What did the tv get for Christmas?

Replaced

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How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

Who lives in a hut with a couple pieces of trash and two grains of rice?

An Ethiopian person who has been hoarding for several years now.