Who lives in a hut with a couple pieces of trash and two grains of rice?

An Ethiopian person who has been hoarding for several years now.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What do you call an Ethiopian woman with a yeast infection?

A quarter-pounder with cheese

How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave.

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What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

What ever happened to the Energizer Bunny?

So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year ,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.

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What do you call the horse than lives next door?

A neighbour!

What's the best part about living in Flint, Michigan?

Leaded gasoline is pretty cheep!

Rice Jokes More Rice Jokes

What is Spiderman's favourite brand of rice?

Uncle Ben's

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

Hut Jokes More Hut Jokes

Who lives in a hut with a couple pieces of trash and two grains of rice?

An Ethiopian person who has been hoarding for several years now.

What was the Islamic Star Wars fan for Halloween?

Hijabba the Hut