What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

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Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy

When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?

you don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke

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What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?

A screwdriver

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How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

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What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children?

Because his nuts were in his neck!