What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

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Who's your Daddy?

In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...

Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

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What driver doesn't have a license?

A screwdriver

What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

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What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

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What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.

Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children?

Because his nuts were in his neck!