What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

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What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

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What driver doesn't have a license?

A screwdriver

What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

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What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

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Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster?

He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.