Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

A: The knocking always speeds up.

What is small, dark, and knocking at the door?

The future

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How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby."

What's the difference between Italian and Polish sausage?

About 2-3 inches.

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What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!

Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

Italian Dressing Jokes More Italian Dressing Jokes

Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms