Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What do you with a crazy girl knocking on your door?

You don't let her out.

Why did little Suzy fall of the swing set?

She has no arms... Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy

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What's the difference between Italian and Polish sausage?

About 2-3 inches.

How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!

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What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

What's te definition of a bachelor pad?

A. All the house plants are dead but there's something growing in the refrigerator.

Italian Dressing Jokes More Italian Dressing Jokes

What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms

Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.