What did Chris Brown's dad say to him after the Rihanna incident?

Son, it's better to knock her out than to knock her up!"

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What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.

Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

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What did Chris Brown say to Rihanna the first time he saw her?

I'd hit it

What do you call a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life

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Why doesn't Rihanna smoke weed anymore?

Because she's taken enough hits.

Why is Paul Walker and Rihannas new song the same?

They both went up in flames.