Who's there ! Bed ! Bed who ?

Bed you can't guess who I am!

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What's the second hardest thing in the morning?

Getting out of the bed!

Why are rivers lazy?

Because they never get off their beds.

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Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

What's the opposite of marshmellow?

Well, I guess it would be marshmadness