What do you call a one night stand with a robot?

Nut and bolt

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What's the best trade a palindrome has ever made?

A nut for a jar of tuna.

What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Who was that lady I saw you with last night?

The Canadian says "That was my wife."

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What did the robot say to the other robot as they destroyed each other?

Nothing personal."

What do you call it when the robot from Futurama gets in a minor car accident while wearing a dress?

A gender bender Bender fender bender.

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!"

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.