What do you call a one night stand with a robot?

Nut and bolt

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How do I raise my kids?

Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it

Why does Bernie always hold the podium while giving a speech?

It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What's up Dad Party!" *dads go nuts* "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool

What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!"