What kind of lizard goes into salad?

A Salad-Mander! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHILARIOUS

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What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

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What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

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What did the lizard get at home depot?

Reptile.

What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.