What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if you have amnesia?

I don't know.

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why were the bakers hands brown?

Because he kneeded a poo

What part of your hand is the most salty?

The NaCls

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Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target?

Boys clothes half off.

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

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What did the Pirate say on his birthday?

Ayy Matey

What did you get for your birthday?

Another year!