What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?

Nothing, he didn't make it that far.

When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.

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Where can you find Scandinavia?

Right next to Printdinavia and Copydinavia.

What do you find at an end of the rainbow?

Violet

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

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What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

nail the other hand to the floor.

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How do mob boss mules open doors?

With Don-keys.

Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

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What did the handless box get for hristmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.