What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

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Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...

Why did Ken and Barbie never have any kids?

Ken always came in a different box.

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Where is the best place to find hot grills?

A barbecue

Why men like to fishing so much?

They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.

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What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?

Fancy a bite

What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights?

Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.

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What is the scariest part of a cavity search?

When they put both their hands on your shoulders but keep searching

What do you call an Italian with no hands?

Mute

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Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

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Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.