How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

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Which French novelist looked like a scrotum?

Balzac

What do you call it when three french cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

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What's the sound that a French tank does just before the enemy frontline attacks?

Beep Beep Beep...

How do you stop a French tank?

A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!

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What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags

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How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

What dino was known for having distinguished tastes?

A Connosaur

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Why do french tanks have rear-view mirrors?

So they can see the front-lines.

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.