How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

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Why don't mathematicians ever get blackout drunk?

They know their limits.

What do you get with a woman majoring in woman's studies?

I don't know but she'll never make as much as a man AND SHE KNOWS IT!

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How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None. They haven't got a policy on that.

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero.

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How many Germans does to take to screw in a light bulbs?

NEIN, NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN

How many racists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Racists dont like to be enlightened.

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Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

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What was he charged with?

Indie-cent exposure.

When should you charge a battery?

A: When you can't pay cash.

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.