Why do Santas elves take forever to finish making toys?

Because they are always a little behind

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Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

What did Santa say when he went to a brothel?

Hoe hoe hoe!

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What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

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Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.

What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.