Why do Santas elves take forever to finish making toys?

Because they are always a little behind

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What will santa bring your fish this christmas?

A scale letrix!

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

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How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

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What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and ebola?

At least Ebola will finish me off

When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."