What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower?

Let's just say that his backstreet went more than one direction.

Bison Jokes More Bison Jokes

What do you call it when a bison borrows money from you?

A buffa

What is it called when you give money to a plains bison?

A buffaloan!

Buffalo Jokes More Buffalo Jokes

What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at college?

Bi-son

What does a buffalo says to his son before going to school?

Bison

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...

What do teachers drink at school?

Facul-tea

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

How do you turn a little boy into a little girl?

With a small loan of a million dollars.

Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.