What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower?

Let's just say that his backstreet went more than one direction.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep?

Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.

How are bad dubstep and constipation similar?

Both leave you waiting for the drop.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

Why did the stutterer get shot in the ghetto?

He was asking for directions for the "k-k-k-mart."

Prison Shower Jokes More Prison Shower Jokes

What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower?

Let's just say that his backstreet went more than one direction.

What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.