Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

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What type of condom does Spock use?

Vulcanized rubber!

What do you call a guy who wears two condoms?

Justin Case

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Why aren't any atheists buying a PS4 Pro?

They don't believe in higher power.

What are facts about canines we must believe?

Dogma

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How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

Why do Catholics drink?

because they're filled with the Holy Spirit

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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How are Chile mining companies and catholic priests different?

Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors

What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.