Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

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Why does Bob Ross not use a condom?

Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents.

When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.

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Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

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What's the difference between a Catholic Priest... ... and an e-cigarette-puffing GI Joe Action Figure collector?

Well, one is a toy-loving vapist...

What do you call it when a Catholic renovates his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

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What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.

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Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

How are Chile mining companies and catholic priests different?

Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors